Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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