Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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