You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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