He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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