he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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