you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You are a genius and a whore.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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