that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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