Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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