Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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