Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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