We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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