3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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