you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There was a lot of him and a little penis
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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