Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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