All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
