we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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