At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm having to shit out rocks
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
