i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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