So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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