im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
