your thong is hanging out like whoa
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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