just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Your cock deserves a montage
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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