Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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