She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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