Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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