Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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