If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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