that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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