Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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