I don't think brook has ever known best
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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