i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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