So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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