K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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