Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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