seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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