I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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