Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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