so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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