I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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