new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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