Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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