i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"