I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us