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  SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  it's like russian roulette but with a penis

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.

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• (916): View more from California

  Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...

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• (310): View more from California

  Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.

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  Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.

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