Having a random hookup so left but love u
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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