How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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