i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm like, not good at living.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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