what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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