Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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