i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it's like iHOP with fire
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How external is "for external use only"?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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