how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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