What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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