Im at strip club and am horny
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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