I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
one might say we're banned from that church
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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