dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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