i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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