Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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