when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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